Are very funny, featuring some of the stupidest people on earth. People who buy a center/surround speaker package and then give it a one star because they can't hook it up to their TV. Apple has products for these types of people (which explains why they sell so much because there are lot of these people).

Check out these gems:

1 out of 5 stars:

I don't know if these speakers sound good or not, because I can't connect them to my TV without a stereo receiver or amp. The speaker have only the 2 wire connection, like any stereo speaker, but no RCA or any plug that will go to my TV. This is disappointing because I searched on "TV Speakers" and these (plus lots of others) came up. I guess I was wrong to assume like I did. I will probably return these and try another product.

Ok - I admit I am not that techy...and I should have known that with the price for a Sony that I somehow didn't get something. However this doesn't have a receiver with it - it is JUST the speakers with open wires and not anything that I can plug it into - TV and DVD player expects plug ins not wires. It is going back and I just bought the RCA that includes the receiver, with decent reviews and only $10 more.

and this gem of a comment to the review:

"You sir, should be rated 1 star at life."

Question: How do I hook these up to my Sony Bravia TV

Answer: Shoot yourself mate.

Ha!  User reviews are good for very little.

I read these periodically when I'm bored. Very entertaining. I don't know what people think they're getting into.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Long-Hard-Road-Hell/product-reviews/0060987464/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0

Lee said:

Are very funny, featuring some of the stupidest people on earth. People who buy a center/surround speaker package and then give it a one star because they can't hook it up to their TV. Apple has products for these types of people (which explains why they sell so much because there are lot of these people).

Check out these gems:

1 out of 5 stars:

I don't know if these speakers sound good or not, because I can't connect them to my TV without a stereo receiver or amp. The speaker have only the 2 wire connection, like any stereo speaker, but no RCA or any plug that will go to my TV. This is disappointing because I searched on "TV Speakers" and these (plus lots of others) came up. I guess I was wrong to assume like I did. I will probably return these and try another product.

Ok - I admit I am not that techy...and I should have known that with the price for a Sony that I somehow didn't get something. However this doesn't have a receiver with it - it is JUST the speakers with open wires and not anything that I can plug it into - TV and DVD player expects plug ins not wires. It is going back and I just bought the RCA that includes the receiver, with decent reviews and only $10 more.

and this gem of a comment to the review:

"You sir, should be rated 1 star at life."

 

Hahahaha!!! I give this douche 5 stars for grammar! 

Uhhh I'm not much better..........                    ;)

I've wasted hours reading reviews for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."

"I'm happy to see Hutzler is promoting awareness of the third most under-reported kitchen accident in the Midwest: Banana Slicing (BS). BS took my father's life when I was at the tender age of 6. I begged my father to make me banana pancakes. Reluctantly he agreed, only to end up slicing his index finger in the process. On the way to the hospital, my father's car was hit by an asteroid. RIP."

I will read these from time to time usually up until I see the first comment to the effect of 'It's too bad I can't give this zero stars because one is too many', and then I just sigh and give up. I do recall being very entertained by all the sheltered imbeciles that accedently watched Worlds Greatest Dad thinking it was going to be "hillarious" like RV or Old Dogs just because it had Robin Williams on the cover.

leasthelpful.com is full of this stuff.  Funny for a while and then vaguely depressing.

Butcher said:

I've wasted hours reading reviews for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

Just wanted to say thanks for this.  Good stuff.

tarblackvomit said:

Butcher said:

I've wasted hours reading reviews for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

Just wanted to say thanks for this.  Good stuff.

Seriously.