Totally Fucking Gay
With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemas?
Often times, a band’s name alone has the ability to convey a fairly good description of what you are in for. While Slayer does indeed slay, the group in question is in fact Totally Fucking Gay. On With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas? Kneepad Nikki and company unload their ultimate homoerotic fantasies right into your ear. Every sloppy second of every song sounds nearly identical to the previous. It’s more than apparent that these guys really love the organ, as each track features the use of a blast beaten and double bassed drum machine behind trumpet and organ loops. No guitar is present (or any real instruments for that matter) in what the band refers to as synth-pop grindcore. Inventing a new style of singing, Totally Fucking Gay use gay vocals, fully equipped with a real life faggish lisp. This really brings out the emotion behind what they are saying. Between each track there is a woman questioning why the guy she likes doesn’t return her calls. If she only listened to this album, she might figure it out.
I can almost guarantee that you have never heard anything that is Totally Fucking Gay in the way that With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas? is. Usually an album is either good or bad. It can go both ways, depending on ones own personal quirky preference. With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas? only leans in one direction; toward the Totally Fucking Gay. The remainder of this review will be dedicated to showcasing some of the more amusing and gay lyrics hosted on the album. So if you’re a man who likes other men, then prepare to fuck shit up. Enjoy!
“Elton John Is Hot”
“Now I know why they call you the Rocket Man… Saturday Night is alright for fucking”
“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“I wanna blow Justin Timberlake… I am sure that his balls taste great… I think that he waxes his chest… I hope that he waxes his taint… Smacking Justin’s ass with a plastic spatula”
“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Give me a condom for my pee pee… I don’t want it to smell like dookie… If I cum, is it salty and hot… I’m so glad you don’t have a twat”
“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Being locked up might be fun if your cellmate was Mike Tyson… Suck my cock and bite my ear… I’ll stick my finger in your rear”
“Girls Are Icky”
“When I hold a hand with hair on the knuckle… I can’t help it, my knees start to buckle… Hair on the big toe and hair on the back… These are the things that get me in the sack”
“Men In Uniform”
“Let me cum on your zits and they will go away… Just another reason to be gay… Men in uniform get me hard… Like rent a cops and crossing guards”
“Hetero Bashing”
“I’ll admit I secretly wonder what it’s like to be straight… Sometimes I think about Cameron Diaz when I masturbate”
“An Orgy With The Village People”
“In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fuck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big cocks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”
