Review of Devastator - Infernal Devastation

Devastator, eh? From...Florida. Hmm. How grim.

Nevermind the fact that your bass guitar sounds like flatulence or that you need to preface a song with at least four "YEEEARRRRRG"s. No, I'm willing to set all of that aside to give you a fair and objective review.

So here it is.

You're not good. Your style of thrashy black metal is hackneyed and laughable. You call your drums "hate hammers". You're not good. At all. Your vocals are poorly timed. Your production is piss poor and I'm thankful, as it helps me to tune out this disaster you call an album. You sound like you were recorded with one of those Home Alone Talkboy pens.

I don't get it, is this some sort of cult classic that's being re-released for some odd reason?

Shut up, Devastator. Stop playing for a minute. I'm trying to do something. Daddy's on the phone, Devastator. God dammit, Devastator, will you just sync up the drumming? Tune your instruments, Devastator.

Maybe if your production wasn't so bad, reviewing your album wouldn't be such a painful task.

You know what you remind me of?

Something that sucks.

Except for your last track, which sounds really painful in a great masochistic way that I might actually be able to get into. Play more music like that.

Devastator, take out the trash.

Recommended for fans of the bad, the worse, and the very ugly. And to those who generally appreciate the not-good.

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Devastator

Infernal Devastation

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